Funny... but True !!!

For our consideration...

1 -If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it & stop using cute nicknames. The captions under your picture that says "top model pose","sexy", "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone.

2- To the people who have like over 1000 friends, are you serious? Nobodyin this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're juststupid. Go play in traffic.

3-If you're real pretty, dont approve all friends request and bitchinglater on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages. You're the onewho approved them in the 1st place!! Be realistic on what u're gettinginto!!

4 - Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat"because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

5- Stop peeping others scrap book to see wot that guy or gal haveconversed. Also stop being a Tomboy looking for hot chicks in othersprofiles. (vice versa too)

6-Writing tons of scraps a day, begging people to send a testimonial,etc.. " IS PATHETIC & IMATURE. " .PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOUWILL SEND YOU TESTIMONIALS.. Pls dont junk others scrap book so to get yourscrap figures multiply!

7- If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please putsome variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 10 differentways.

8- Who really cares if I/U don't accept you/me as a friend? MOVE ON!!!Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you notadding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!

9-Little 6th graders, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here and than Orkut, you have better things in dis world to get addicted!

10- Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the specialolympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

11- If you get a scrap message and it says something like "repost thiswithin 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight!!," IT'S NOTREAL!!QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!

LOL